Will you take me home?

Whoa-man

shitmystudentswrite:

Harry Truman was a very brave person. She was a fighter pilot in World War II, and then she became the president. That is a lot for a woman to do.

So I just went to the bathroom, and oen of the two stalls was occupied. And while I was in there, someone comes in and says (in Spanish) something about why she has to spend so long in the bathroom! I’m kind of amused, but I finish my business and go to wash my hands, and when I get out, it turns out it’s the manager! She smiles at me and says (in English) that she hopes I have a nice night. Then, clearly assuming I don’t understand her, goes back to yelling (in Spanish) at what is not, as I first assumed, her friend, but actually one of her female employees, about why she “needs to be in the bathroom for fifteen minutes at a time, she might as well just take her break,” something about “third time this month,” and then finishes it off by basically saying, “saying you’re taking a shit and you’re on Facebook! Facebook!” before storming out. All without a peep from the stall’s occupant.

This place is a hotbed of activity tonight, my goodness. I’m also really hoping now that the woman in that stall really was her employee and not some hapless other customer.

yep, he came out. Pooh. :(

But loverboy went all smiley at him when he reappeared. Like, OH THERE YOU IS!

I am very charmed. (But also, what, did you think he snuck out the window?)

He is still in there. I suspect he may have to come out soon, since this whole crew of nightshift construction workers just came in and one of them went to the bathroom, and he’ll probably notice the employee just chilling in there.

lollll this means his someone is still hanging out in the men’s room waiting for him whoops

He tried!!! Baby even waited a whole two minutes before the attempt.

But alas, possibly-not-so-oblivious manager caught him.

abriata:

One of the McDonald’s employees just walked in with his hat all knocked askew and his fly undone (which he was aware of, as he was yanking it up to the best of his ability). He was shortly followed by his coworker, who was also all rumpled. The manager goes, “Where have you guys been? It’s been forever! And don’t tell me it was a smoke break, David, you don’t even smoke!” and the two guys just grinned at each other.

Uh oh. One of them just went into the bathroom. The other one watched him go. I really hope he follows him in.

One of the McDonald’s employees just walked in with his hat all knocked askew and his fly undone (which he was aware of, as he was yanking it up to the best of his ability). He was shortly followed by his coworker, who was also all rumpled. The manager goes, “Where have you guys been? It’s been forever! And don’t tell me it was a smoke break, David, you don’t even smoke!” and the two guys just grinned at each other.